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An Anti-Halloween Poem by thefelinearmy, literature

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An Anti-Halloween Poem

Halloween is not a time to be merry or jolly, Nor to sing songs or hang leaves of holly. So it's with great regret that I shall have to inform: That Halloween is cancelled, and don't look forlorn, Because you know how I feel about this night of terrors- And you can only hope I will forgive you your errors. Don't you think it's dodgy? Or mentally deranged? To send your children into the houses of the estranged? People who offer them sweets in the dead of night? And here's what really gives me a fright: You let them dress up- and cover their faces And send them all off to mysterious places. Oh, my poor people, why can't you see? Yo

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The Unit 3

The lights blinked on as I fitfully woke from what was probably the worst sleep I've ever had. Even worse than when our neighbours spontaneously decided to have a 80s themed party at 3 o'clock in the morning with their American relatives. Worse. "Rise and shine!" Jenny's trill voice rang out through ward 7 as my fellow inmates struggled to get up. Holly was buttoning up her shirt, her hair combed and her eyes bright. Luke was cleaning his glasses on the corner of his sheet. Griff was… comatose. Face down in the pillow, his mass of unruly carrot-red hair was all that could be seen. Jenny walked over to his bed and poked him. He didn

The Unit 2 by thefelinearmy, literature

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The Unit 2

"You came just at the right time. Ward 7 is new so everyone's just getting to know each other. It won't feel like you're the only new one." She leaned in as she said this to me, and I could feel her breath on my face- it made the hairs on the back of my neck stand up. Great, I thought, thanks Jen- I'm crazy (apparently) but at least I wasn't the only new crazy. We could all be new and crazy together. Joy of joys. Ignoring my baffled expression, she moved on. "This is Luke." She gestured to another boy, perhaps a year or so older than me. He wasn't as tall as Griff, and not as thin- but that wouldn't be hard. He had short, black hair and haz

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United Kingdom
Deviant for 15 years
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There are few truths in this life:
1) My name is Cookie, therefore I tension fart
2) Steampunk and Deadpool are for that there bit of win
3) Trouble thinks that postbox needs a hat.
4) Fezzes are cool (as are bowties, stetsons etc)
5) Nobody wanted any of George's chair :(
6) The Wombats= awesome
7) Some things are probably best kept between you and your internet service provider o.O
8) If you won't let Murph be your anti depressant, there is something wrong with you ;)

I hope you enjoy your visit, feel free to comment, have fun etc

If you're a Doctor Who fan, feel free to come and visit my group :)

Current Residence: England
Print preference: Up-side down
Favourite genre of music: I like lots! But mostly alternative/indie rock
Favourite style of art: Street art and graffiti are pretty cool

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Banksy....

Favourite Movies

Adam, Scott Pilgrim vs The World, Freedom Writers, Rain Man

Favourite Bands / Musical Artists

The Wombats, Arctic Monkeys, Kaiser Chiefs, Hard Fi

Favourite Games

Burnout Paradise, Portal (2)

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My keyboard, tablet, pencils, ukulele, guitar and headphones.

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Doctor Who, Writing, reading, art, music

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Jan 2, 2012

Happy New Year

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Hello, my freaky darlings! Welcome to 2012! It's new, and shiny. Of all the things I could talk about (the impending apocalypse, the bleeding Olympics) I have one thing to say to you, freaky darlings, and that is: SHERLOCK. Was that not brilliant? I am even more excited for the next episode- for it has Russell Tovey in it- and we all know how I feel about that. 2011 has been a weird year and I struggle to remember the start of it. I think I went to my first concert. I think that was last year.... I don't know. The point is, it's time to start afresh- time to have a bit of fun and do whatever the hell I want to do. Starting today. What joyo

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Dec 17, 2011

Today's Journal Comes to You in the Form of a Poem

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Hello my freaky darlings! How are we today? I'm afraid I have no drawings, And that's much to my dismay. I know that on this here site, I've not been awfully busy- And it's not out of spite, So don't get yourself in a tizzy. I've just had more important things to do, I have no time to draw, It's not that you're not important too- I've just had to withdraw. And yes, I do have another account, In a sense, it's doing better than this one, I have less watchers, but we cannot discount That I get more faves there in the long run. So I wanted to say I hope you are merry, That your Christmas is bright, Overeat and drink sherr

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Dec 3, 2011

Merry Tagging

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Hello, my freaky darlings! I thought I might upload this quiz for a bit of fun seeing as I haven't done anything on here in ages. So I've just nicked it from DriftingBalloon (https://www.deviantart.com/driftingballoon) instead of getting tagged XD But I'll do her questions- I hope that's all right :) (And I might have bended the rules a bit XD) Merry Tagging! 1.You must post these rules. 2.Each person must post 11 things about themselves in their journal. 3.Answer the questions the tagger set for you in their post Eleven things about myself: 1. I'm English *insert generically British swearword here* 2. I love my ducky sweater 3. I'm a big fan of music- especially the Arc